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Tie A Karate Belt Well Or Your Pants Will Fall Off

I have a five-year-old son who recentlydown to tying the white belt around his
decided he wanted to take up the art oflittle waist. I tied a good strong knot to
karate. Well, as you can guess, I waskeep  it  on  his  torso  and  off  we  went.
thrilled that he wanted to get involved with
something that would teach him so much forWhen we arrived, he walked proudly into the
the life that lies before him. Little did Iroom only to have some of the other students
know that I too, would have to become ansnicker at him. I looked around to see what
expert  in  the  ways  of  karate  fashion!was wrong and why they would be doing that.
Apparently, to my surprise, I had tied his
We went through all the steps to get himkarate belt completely wrong and it looked as
signed up and get his karate gi. Now allif  he  had  a  huge  lump  in  his  tummy.
there was to do was await the big day when he
was to start his class. He ran around theIt didn't matter to him, he stood there in
house with his 'Sponge Bob' karate gloves on,all  his  glory,  proud  as  can  be.
chopping into everything he could get his
little hands on. With his enthusiasm, he soonOne of the other kids dads gave a quick
had the whole family getting into the spiritlesson on how to tie the belt and I
of things and we all were getting anxious forimmediately called him over to fix the
the  classes  to  start.problem. I was just a bit too late as when he
turned to look at me while jumping in the
Well, as the big day neared, he took toair, teh top half of his gi came apart and
wearing his gi both day and night. He was notjust about fell off of him due to my awful
very good at tying knots so this quicklyknot. I got him over to me as quick as
became a dilemma. He would put on his uniformpossible and fixed it so he was none the
to fight the evildoers in the house and I waswiser. I learned that the belt should sit
expected to quickly tie the belt on hisjust above the hip bones, for if it is in any
uniform. Then, when he would switch back toway different, it will untie and fall off.
his own personality, he again would want aThe ends of the belt need to be of equal
Quick Draw McGraw change of the gi. I, oflengths to make sure that it doesn't
course,  obliged.interfere with your body parts getting caught
in it and you should make sure that the belt
Well, this went on right up until the bigdoesn't  cross  itself  at  the  back.
day. When the day arrived that he was to go
to his first karate class, we all took muchHe loves his karate classes. I love my
pride in getting him ready for his firstwrestling, jujitsu and kickboxing classes. As
lesson. I helped him get dressed, all the waya family, we have it covered!



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